WE OPEN on ADDIE AND KYLE’S backyard in a suburban California neighborhood. The wedding guests are seated. FRANK, the Officiant, has taken his place at the end of the shuffleboard court.

JOSIE NOONE and the DOODLE OF HONOR approach the shuffleboard court, heralding the event's start.

FRANK WELCOMES the guests and makes ANNOUNCEMENTS. He then calls the guest's attention to the house behind them.